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The Newfoundland of Rock!
We laugh behind your back.
Created on 2005-02-24 14:07:02 (#6248607), last updated 2005-02-24
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Basic Info| Name: | imyourcosmonaut |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1984 |
| Location: | Seattle, Washington, United States |
BioI was born in Nova Scotia of the only known fertile Bearded Lady in the Sam and Son's Traveling Carnival. My father was a grizzled fisherman who once won a sofa on The Price is Right only to end up selling it a year later to finance an elk sanctuary, which eventually went under due to his leggy secretary who embezzled the money furnished by his contract with the Minnesota Wildlife Federation. I went to school in Belarus where I studied Business and Animal Husbandry only to drop out three years later to support the child I had with the daughter of the Swedish Foreign Minister. After six months working in a lumber mill, I fled my wife, child, and my adopted country for the Pacific Northwest where currently I make my living selling strawberries in various Farmers' Markets.
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awkward situations, balloon men, baseball, beards, big shrimp, billy wilder, blankets, cameras, cities, classy broads, falling down, fellini, fincher, france, guitar, half-read books, halloween, harmonicas, italy, kubrick, lights, milkshakes, movies, music, netherlands, norway, not skiing, not tim burton, oversized cups, pants, scorsese, seattle, sleeping past noon, snapple, squirrel fishing, strange hats, swiss army knives, turtle wax, vonnegut, working and non-working clocks
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 | imyourcosmonaut@livejournal.com | |
 | quondamcosmonaut |  |
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Брестский государственный технический университет - Брэст, Брэсцкая вобласць, Belarus
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